An Artist’s Interpretation

In the summer of 1977—shortly after Star Wars’s release—my family moved to Eureka, Illinois, where my father had accepted a faculty appointment at tiny Eureka College. I believe at the time the school had an enrollment in the mid 300s; and while it’s still chugging along these days, with about 530 undergraduates, the college remains one of those small regional schools that are sadly disappearing as large universities eat up what’s left of a contracting student demographic. Will it last another 50 years?

Anyway, that summer my family lived in an empty women’s dormitory at the college while my parents searched for a house in Eureka that they could afford. My life was entirely spent on the dinky campus: wandering unsupervised through the student union; teaching myself BASIC on the college’s HP 3000 timeshare mainframe; sneaking into the biology department to stare in horrified fascination at the human organs preserved in jars of formaldehyde; and most of all, roaming the stacks of Melick Library. The building had been built a mere ten years before, and everything about its drab late-midcentury design felt like the future to me: its rolled gray linoleum flooring; its off-white painted cinderblock walls; its aluminum floor-to-ceiling shelving; and—most of all—its floating staircase, which extended from the basement to the second floor and gave a vertical view through the entire structure.

View of Melick’s floating staircase, looking from above. Largely unchanged through the 2010s, the building has recently undergone a major remodeling.
The Melick Library stacks, whose beige aluminum shelves also have not changed in decades. The books are still organized using the obsolete Dewey Decimal System.

For the next decade of my life, from my tweens to my teens, Melick Library was something of a second home—even more so when my mom became a reference librarian there (eventually she was promoted to head librarian). Melick’s stacks supplemented the censorious public education of the Eureka school system. My middle and high school textbooks featured bowdlerized abridgments of Chaucer and Shakespeare; Melick Library introduced me to the earthy writings of Kurt Vonnegut and Kathy Acker. The Woodford County children’s theater program staged made-for-kids musicals featuring singing squirrels; the Melick stacks were full of the works of Brecht, Pirandello, and Ionesco. Our middle-school health classes embarrassedly told us sex was for making babies only when you were married; Melick had the book Human Sexualities that featured racy nude photos by Duane Michals. There were even fever dream books that made no kind of sense, like the enormous spiral-bound Arcology: The City in the Image of Man, architect Paolo Soleri’s inscrutable manifesto about fantastical cities that are massive single structures.

A teen having unfettered access to a college library is everything Moms for Liberty warns against, and time and again I felt like I was partaking in something forbidden and perhaps dangerous simply by being there. But of all the forbidden fruit on the shelves, there was one book I returned to again and again like some sort of arcane grimoire filled with secret knowledge, and that was Biology Today. This enormous, mysterious, and impenetrable tome confused my adolescent mind in the best way. I didn’t know it at the time, but I had happened upon a book that was an anomalous in its genre, highly controversial, a publishing failure, and which would in time develop a small cult of fans. To this day copies can sell to collectors for hundreds of dollars.1


I have mentioned this book in passing before, but didn’t have the space in that essay to more fully discuss this strange capsule of 1972 culture. It’s a heavy tome—heavy as in “weighing 5.8 pounds,” but also heavy as in “heavy, man“—and it’s ostensibly meant as a college textbook for a standard two-semester class in introductory biology. The book doesn’t refer to itself as such, however—the preface presents the work as sort of a general-reader targeted omnibus of the current state of the life sciences. It contains none of the usual textbook apparatus such as marginal examples, review questions, or suggested assignments. And to be honest, it’s hard to imagine the book actually being used by undergraduates.

The first edition (the only one that’s interesting) was published by the long-defunct CRM Books, an abbreviation for “Communications / Research / Machines, Inc. Books” CRM’s main claim to fame was originating the magazine Psychology Today2. For a book of natural science, Biology Today is a strongly humanist work. It presents its subject with a strong emphasis on human biological systems; but it also veers off into subjects that are biology-adjacent, or sociological, or whatever the authors thought might be interesting to write about: sociobiology, psychology, sexuality, drug use, overpopulation, etc. And its eccentric musings are sumptuously framed with cutting–edge graphic design and profusely illustrated with colorful, psychedelic, and often explicit graphics.


Biology Today. CRM Books, 1972. No primary author or editor is credited on the title page, but the book lists 54 “consultants” who contributed.

The book’s abstract cover features a psychedelic illustration of kaleidoscopic figures on a black ground. This austere knockout design, with its hairline rules and its title set in the Virginia typeface—a geometric face that had been released by Lettergraphics International only a couple of years before—was about as contemporary as you could get for 1972. Inside, the pages limit the text, set in Optima, to the inside half of the page, the outer half being margin, which might explain why the book clocks in at 1000 pages. The preface sets the tone for what will follow, stating “Like religion or politics or group therapy, science is a peculiarly human endeavor that seeks to newer and better solutions to the problems plaguing us all” and promised that this textbook would not be like others that “floated disconnectedly above the physical and chemical substrate of life.”

Biology Today contains a lot of stuff that has no business being in a science textbook. For example, the introductory essay, “What is Life?” is written by the Nobel prize winning biochemist Albert Szent-Györgyi, and in an odd start for the book, contains a passage hinting at intelligent design:

I do not think that the extremely complex speech center of the human brain, involving a network formed by thousands of nerve cells and fibers, was created by random mutations that happened to improve the chances of survival of individuals. […] I cannot accept the notion that this capacity arose through random alterations, relying on the survival of the fittest. I believe that some principle must have guided the development toward the kind of speech center that was needed.

The penultimate chapter, “Human Possibilities,” has a section speculating on the future of human evolution, cheerfully suggesting that an enlightened civilization would selectively breed for traits such as intelligence and docility—you know, eugenics, but in the name of science:

The potentiality for genetic change within the human species is staggering. An analogy commonly drawn is the history of the dog since domestication. From the starting point of the wolf (with possible admixture from several other wild canines), breeds have been developed as disparate as the St. Bernard, Chihuahua, bulldog, and dachshund. There seems little doubt that selective breeding of the human species could lead to the same diversity. Even if such a possibility was ethical, by what standards should it be guided? […] for what qualities would man be bred? There are perhaps only two qualities on which there would be near agreement: intelligence and nonaggression.

The beginning chapters deal with the normal intro-to-bio discussion of eukaryotes and prokaryotes, eventually arriving at the Krebs Cycle, and on into meiosis and mitosis, taxonomy and genetics. You know, biology stuff, the stuff of late-night examination eve cramming sessions, which your memory has slowly rejected in the years since. But here is where the book’s weirdness begins, with full-page grids illustrating the differences between cell types—maybe. To me they seem like an unholy cross between Peter Max and Willem de Kooning for a PSA warning about the effects of psilocybin.

These claim to depict Eukaryotic (left) and Prokaryotic (right) cells, but I have my doubts. Illustrations by Diane MacDermott.

The book’s many illustrations of microscopic and sub-cellular subjects are lush with color and weirdly abstract. One of the more impressive ones is a centerfold (of which the book has two!) that opens to to a width of about four pages and shows a strand of DNA that transitions through four different models that, in turn, represent the nucleotides as rods, structural formulae, spherical atoms with glowing hydrogen bonds, and a string of color-coded flags which unzip to allow the helix to replicate.

The DNA centerfold (which the book calls an “interleaf) by Frank Armitage. Playboy wishes it were this sexy.

The strangest motifs throughout the book are its many “an artist’s interpretation of…” illustrations. These are full-page, color illustrations that symbolically represent a theme or subject in the current chapter. Some examples are “An artist’s interpretation of a pandemic,” “An artist’s depiction of a swarm of rapidly dividing bacteria,” and the smudgy and opaque “A photographic impression of a speed trip.” In a book that’s an extravagant 1022 pages long (including index), the art director thought it would be a good use of space to devote many to these exegetical graphics. Not that I’m complaining; these are a goldmine of trippy 1970’s art.

“An artist’s depiction of a swarm of rapidly dividing bacteria” by Philip Kirkland.
“Photographic interpretation of conflicting sexual mores” by William MacDonald. Is this actually biology? Who cares!

In its second half, the book focuses entirely on human concerns, and here the illustrations get much more surreal. A favorite of mine was the one featuring motor and sensory homunculi. These graphics depict distorted human figures whose anatomical parts are sized relative to the amount of brain synapses they employ. As a genre, drawings and models of this subject have been around since 1937; but never have they been presented as grotesquely and with such florescent colors as they were by illustrator Richard Oden.

Somesthetic-Postcentral and Motor-Precentral Homunculi, illustrated by Richard Oden.

Biology Today features the work of many amazing artists, but for me, Richard Oden steals the show. He draws most of the anatomical illustrations, and these grainy pictures (Colored pencil? Conté crayons? Pastels?) are both monumental and sexually charged. How explicit are these? He presents a series of depictions of male and female genitalia as each in turn goes through the stages of arousal, up to and including orgasm. The male images are particularly pink and bulbous; the female images are present as cut-aways so they are less indecorous. Perhaps in the interest of parity, Oden provides two pages of diagrams showing a woman inserting a diaphragm. Sadly, good taste (and my desire to avoid criminal prosecution) don’t allow me to show any of these illustrations here, but believe me when I say they make an impression.

It was, of course, the images in the final third of the book that drew me back again and again as a teen. Images of sexuality, sure, but also of aberrant psychology, of drug use, and of general weirdness. Here are a few:

“Human Sexual Behavior” by Masami Teraoka. This reminds me of the work of psychedelic poster and comics artist Victor Moscoso and should really have been made into a black light poster.
“Noah’s Ark,” by Kerstin Apelman Öberg. Apparently this image was the one most objected to by angry students and parents. The artist made a slightly altered version of this work available as a print, in case you’re looking for a conversation piece.
“Behavioral States,” also by Richard Oden (what a guy).
“Drugs and Human Behavior” by Paul Slick. This amazing and unnecessary nightmare fuel seems to me a cross between Gerald Scarfe and Francis Bacon.
pointing hand

(For an incredible treasure trove of many more illustrations from this meshugana tome, visit this series of galleries at 50 Watts Books. I cribbed some of the scans on this website when I was too lazy to photograph them from my copy.)


In her 2009 essay about Biology Today for the History News Network, Cliopatria (presumably a pen name) offers this explanation of the book’s tendency towards pop sociology and lifestyle advice:

Molecular biologists, by the 1970s, thought of themselves not only as the future of science, but of culture more generally. Many adopted the scientific humanism that had been championed by the previous generation of public biologists like Julian Huxley, although the mechanistic and cybernetic worldview of molecular biology, rather than the neo-Darwinism of Huxley and his allies, was their gospel. For intellectually and sexually liberated biologists (like Watson), anthropology and sexology displaced parochial religious ideas, and science had nothing to offer religionists but contempt or pity.

So with this in mind, just who was responsible for Biology Today? An appendix lists the “consulting contributors” along with scratchy graphite portraits and biographical blurbs. This reveals an impressive lineup of late-midcentury scientific luminaries, including several Nobel laureates: the aforementioned Albert Imre Szent-Györgyi, as well as Konrad Emil Bloch, Macfarlane Burnet, Sir John Carew Eccles, Harold Urey; the most famous contributor being James D. Watson (of stealing the credit for the discovery of DNA fame). Beyond these, there are an eclectic variety of contributors, including gynecologist Robert Kistner (who helped develop the birth control pill), sexologist Paul Gebhard (who collaborated with Alfred Kinsey), British jingle composer Jonathan Hodge, and… Michael Crichton? Yes, right after his first major success with The Andromeda Strain (1969) but eighteen years before Jurassic Park (1990), Mr. Crichton was a contributor to groovy 70’s textbooks. (Aside: from Crichton’s portrait it seems he was portrayed by Love Story era Ryan O’Neal.)

Crichton’s portrait and biographical blurb from the appendix of contributors.

For all its weirdness and questionable content, there’s something almost utopian about the book. It does feel like the contributors wanted to produce a socially relevant work that not only taught but also celebrated its subject by making a work that was beautiful and memorable. In 1981, The American Biology Teacher3 ran a review of the third edition of Biology Today. By then, all of the strangeness and charm had been removed from the book, leaving a drab and forgettable husk. Reviewer William H. Yongue, Jr., lamented what had been lost:

The first edition (1972) […] was ablaze with stylized artwork, references to the humanities, photographs, colorful representation of biology at the sub-cellular level, and explicit materials on human sexuality and drug abuse. Such illustrations as that of heroin administration, insertion and placement of the diaphragm, two aging prostitutes on the streets of New York, diagram of the human male and female sex organs during coitus, and the painting “Noah’s Ark” outraged some educators, parents, and reviewers to such an extent that large-scale adoptions were few. That book might now be considered a “classic” for it is hardly likely that such a fine humanistic biology textbook will be published again. (If you have a copy, hold on to it.)


  1. In fine condition. You can get a reading copy for $25-$50, and maybe you should, before this essay causes the price to spike. Go ahead, I already bought mine. ↩︎
  2. They also published a textbook called Psychology Today, which is just confusing. ↩︎
  3. Vol. 43, No. 2 (Feb., 1981), pp. 108-109. ↩︎

I met a traveller from an antique land

My undergraduate degree was in studio art, with a concentration in printmaking, and my favorite professor was the late great Garret Boone, or “Reverend Boone” as his students knew him (he was not ordained). I only had him officially for one class, Sculpture 101, but I worked with him on and off on various projects and grants for several years, and the better part of his teaching came from informal instruction which came in the form of anecdotes, pointers, and rules of thumb. I learned graphic design from Garret, which in those days was still done in paste-up, with acetate layers for each color ink and dry-transfer registration marks. In the pre-digital world of the late 80s, the most used tool for a designer was a #1 X-Acto knife, which could be hazardous if you weren’t careful. One day Garret chided me for leaving mine out loose and then he showed me an old draftsman’s trick: if you cut a Pink Pearl eraser in half, you can stick it over the blade of your knife and it will prevent bloody accidents.

Over the years, from grad school to freelancing to web design to museum work, I always kept my X-Acto knife and its eraser cap in my desk. Over time, I used it less and less, and it sat unused by my plastic Ames lettering guide, another relic from bygone analog days. Until a couple of weeks ago, that is, when I looked for the knife to cut some packing tape and I couldn’t find it. Eventually, I decided to purchase another via an online order. When it arrived, I was nonplussed to find that the new knife shipped with a plastic safety cap.

While it’s objectively a good thing that the knife has a bespoke safety cap, I couldn’t help but feel like something was being lost here. The wisdom of our ancestors—decades of designers, editors, and architects—was in that eraser. And even if I’m the only living soul who remembers this stuff, it’s still a loss.

I suppose in one sense this kind of thing is the inevitable result of getting older, but I can’t help but feel that I am particularly prone to the vagaries of obsolescence. In high school my dad owned an enormous (but allegedly portable) KayPro computer that ran CP/M; within a few years MS-DOS was the only game in town. When I was an undergraduate I thought to double major in computer science and I took a lot of programming classes. We were taught to program in Pascal using a VAX/VMS system, which would in only a few years’ time be completely eclipsed by C++ and Unix. In the early 90s I interned at the Museum of Fine Arts, Boston, which was one of the last organizations using the Wang operating system. So by my mid-twenties my head was full of a bunch of computing skills that would never, ever, be usable by anyone again.

In the late 90’s, web design became a career one could have; I had spent a few years trying to freelance as an illustrator and print designer, and I jumped at the chance to do something that made use of both the art and programming halves of my brain. In those heady days of the early World Wide Web (and everyone called it that then) there were no certification programs to become a webmaster (another term lost to the ages) and you learned everything in the gutter: you looked at page sources, you traded pointers on Usenet, you got your markup lambasted by the developers downstairs (thanks, John Siracusa1). HTML was not made for elaborate layouts and so everyone cheated by breaking it, using tables to position images and text, exploiting things like cell borders to create bevels, and generally making Tim Berners-Lee cry. In those days, every browser had its own quirks, Internet Explorer displayed box models all wrong, and PCs and Macs had different color palettes, all of which required some wild-west style wrangling of code. The techniques we used are etched in my mind—but are now rendered completely useless by content management systems like the WordPress that runs this blog.

But time marches on, right? New ways supplant the old, and for the most part it’s a positive thing. It may seem a bit solipsistic for me to bemoan the irrelevance of my skills in a world where most people look over their shoulders to see the ever-approaching wave of AI coming to rob them of their livelihoods. But as the years go on, I find that what I miss is not necessarily the old ways of doing things, but the hacks, the tricks, the rules of thumb that encapsulated a generation’s worth of know-how. These trade secrets secured your place in a community and a tradition. Plus, they were pretty neat.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a safety cap to lose.


  1. John worked at the same dot-com as I before he became a net celebrity. Small world. ↩︎

The days dwindle down to a precious few

My high school girlfriend was named Angie, and she had a great singing voice. I mean, I assume she still does; the last I heard she was a high school choral teacher. Anyway, I remember that I used to bug her (what a great boyfriend I was) by serenading the Rolling Stones’ “Angie” to her. I didn’t actually perform the whole song; I would just do my best Mick Jagger impression while singing the bit with the title name: “AHN jay… Ah-AHHHHHN jay…“

Angie was not a fan of this. Firstly, because she didn’t particularly like the Stones; secondly, because she did not know the song; and thirdly, when she looked up the lyrics she found them to be sad. She threatened to sing me a song with my name in it, but quickly ran into the problem that in spite of it being the most bog-standard male name in English, there are no memorable songs about “John,” which has always struck me as unfair. Think of all single-name songs out there, and you can probably come up with a dozen for women’s names: “Laura,” “Beth,” “Alison,” “Brandy,” “Peg,” “Jolene,” “Lola,” “Mandy,” “Windy,” and even “Tangerine,” although I was never clear if that were actually the song subject’s name or some sort of citrus-based metaphor.


I was recalling this memory the other day and wondering why some things get all the songs and some things don’t. And this brings me to the actual topic of this essay: What is it about September? Why does this month get all the songs? I mean it, how many songs can you list that are about other months? Without Googling, I can only think of two: “June is Bustin’ Out All Over” and “November Rain.”1

I guess the primary appeal to songwriters is that “September” rhymes with “remember” and so it’s easy to hack out some schmaltzy lyrics. But beyond this, September is a liminal month, hovering between summer and fall, a month of change, both the start of the harvest and the sad anticipation of the frost to come. Metonymically, it represents looking back from the vantage of middle age, for the end of youthful possibilities, and the sober realization of one’s mortality. Which is why it’s my favorite month! Let’s look at some September songs.

“September in the Rain” (1937) Music by Harry Warren, Lyrics by Al Dubin

Our first example chronologically, “September in the Rain,” was written for the 1937 cinematic musical Melody for Two. In the movie it’s sung by tenor James Melton, who was a box office draw in the 20s and 30s, but mostly forgotten today, as is the film, which I have never seen myself so I can’t summarize it here. (From the clip available on YouTube, the song doesn’t seem to be thematically related to the movie anyway.)

If they are aware of it at all, most people my age know the song through its many, many uses by Carl Stalling in his soundtracks for Looney Tunes cartoons. While these musical quotations generally took the form of brief instrumental snippets in the background, sadly there were also in many segments portraying caricatured versions of Al Jolson crooning the song in blackface2. While most of these shorts are (thankfully) out of circulation, there were examples—such as a rooster in the cartoon “Swooner Crooner” (1944)—of animal characters imitating Jolson’s performing style, and these were confusing to all of us who were born after the Kennedy administration.

“September in the Rain’s” lyrics are pretty fluffy. September is depicted as a month of love, a perfect moment in time, even when raining. In its second verse we learn that it’s actually spring, at least in time of the song, but for the singer, it’s always fall. In its original form, “September in the Rain” is pleasant enough, but the song’s real longevity comes from its having become a jazz standard. In 1961 Dinah Washington recorded what is probably the best-remembered version:

“September Song” (1938) Music by Kurt Weill, lyrics by Maxwell Anderson

Kurt Weill had a strange career trajectory. In his native Germany he was known primarily for his collaborations with playwright Berthold Brecht, and their best known musical was The Threepenny Opera (Die Dreigroschenoper) (1928), a bleakly humorous socialist critique of capitalism. Once he fled Nazi Germany in 1933, he composed music for the American theater, writing for librettos that were decidedly apolitical and audiences that were pretty bougie. However, his music was just as inventive, experimental, and weirdly beautiful as ever, and “September Song” is probably his best song, and one of the greatest of the 20th century.

Weill milks every ounce of pathos out of Maxwell Anderson’s sentimental lyrics3 with a melody that is both off-kilter and heartbreaking. It’s remarkable that a composition that’s full of crazy melodic intervals and non-diatonic harmonies has become such a standard, with covers by everyone from Frank Sinatra to Ian McCulloch of Echo & the Bunnymen.

“See You in September” (1959) Music and lyrics by Sid Wayne and Sherman Edwards

Unlike most of the other songs in this list, “See You in September” isn’t about experiencing its titular month, but about anticipating it. Specifically, it’s about being parted from your loved one over summer vacation, which is a particularly teenaged concern, especially when compared to “September Song.” Although it was first recorded by obscure Pittsburgh-based group the Tempos, it is the 1966 version by the Happenings that is remembered today.

While this is music for teenagers, kids were the ones buying all the records at the time. Released only a year later, 1960’s “Sealed with a Kiss” is pretty much equivalent lyrically, to the extent that before I researched this article I remembered them being the same song.

“Try to Remember” (1960) Music by Harvey Schmidt, lyrics by Tom Jones

As I have mentioned before, my parents’ record collection had a lot of musical soundtracks, and so I grew up singing the songs of Camelot, Man of La Mancha, and Little Mary Sunshine. But my favorite were the songs from The Fantasticks, the longest-running off-Broadway musical ever. The conceit of The Fantasticks was to take the minimalist set from Our Town and combine it with the plot of the Pyramus and Thisbe bit from A Midsummer Night’s Dream, and then write some songs with dodgy lyrics that will age poorly. But the title song is still okay, and has become a standard for vocalists, and if it’s not exactly in the Great American Songbook it’s definitely adjacent.

I mentioned earlier that one of the attractive points about “September” is the way it rhymes with “remember,” and boy howdy do Tom Jones’s lyrics lean heavily on this fact. “Try to Remember” is the song that both opens and closes the musical and as such it’s a doorway into its simple, fabular world with its theme of naïve love and initiation into adulthood.

“The September of My Years” (1965) Music by Jimmy Van Heusen, lyrics by Sammy Cahn

Like songs about September? How about an entire album of songs themed on the month? Frank Sinatra’s 1965 album The September of My Years is an extended rumination on getting old and taking stock of one’s life, and in addition to the title song contains Sinatra’s maudlin anthem “It Was a Very Good Year,” along with a cover of the wistful “Once Upon a Time” and even his aforementioned cover of “September Song.” Even the lesser-known tracks are about the passage of time, lost youth, and regret: in “Don’t Wait too Long” Sinatra admonishes “You are the summer and I am the autumn […] Your song’s beginning while mine’s nearly sung.” Clearly Old Blue Eyes was going through something, although he was only 50 at the time. I mean, I’m 58 but do you see me crying about it?

“September of My Years” is a lugubrious and amorphous track, even by Sinatra’s standards. Almost half of its running time is taken up by its introductory section, which in the parlance of jazz singing is confusingly called the “verse,” and the lack of repetition of the chorus makes this all feel like an art song. It’s really a song that requires a rainy afternoon and a double of bourbon to fully experience.

“September” (1978) Music by Al McKay, lyrics by Allee Willis and Maurice White

Jumping from that downer, here’s the exact opposite—one of the most joyful, funkiest, and soulful songs to come out of the funk/soul years of the 1970’s. Earth, Wind & Fire are particularly know for their sweeping use of horns and backing vocals, and “September” has those in abundance. Written at the height of the disco craze, the arrangement combines a four-on-the-floor beat and session-musician strings with funk guitar riffs and juicy brass runs.

Thematically, the song’s connection to the actual month of September is less universal. Marilyn White has said that the 21st of September was the due date for her and co-lyricist Maurice White’s child. But in the odd way of such things, specific and personal subjects can become universal, as with the final song on this list.

“Wake Me Up When September Ends” (2004) Music by Green Day, lyrics by Billie Joe Armstrong

American Idiot (2004) was Green Day’s most ambitious project to date in terms of its mature and cohesive themes and its formal variety, which is either a good thing or a bad thing, depending on whether or not you prefer your pop punk to be loud and dumb. I myself love song suites, and the album has two, which makes it alright by me. Many songs on the album deal with disillusionment, alienation, and loss. Lyrically, “Wake Me Up When September Ends” is about singer Billie Joe Armstrong’s loss of his father in September of 1982 when Armstrong was 10; and as is often the way with the poetics of trauma, the words used are abstract and opaque.

The song was released as a single nearly eight months after the album—younger readers of this essay might not recall a time when record companies slowly dosed single releases over many months to string along sales. But its reemergence in the summer of 2005 was tragically fortuitous when the song became linked in the public imagination with the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, which hit the Gulf Coast in August of that year. (The way this happened was chronicled by NYT writer Sarah Boxer.)


So anyway, that’s my list. There probably are more September songs out there of which I’m unaware, but this is enough for one blog post. To summarize, “September” rhymes with “remember.” Also, I’m sure you will all agree that it’s time for songwriters to give other months a shot. And if you know of any “John” songs, let me know. Perhaps my wife can tease me with them now.


  1. If you can think of others, you win. ↩︎
  2. Strangely enough, I cannot find any references to Jolson actually singing this song in a movie or recording. Was he known for singing this, or was it an invention of the cartoons? ↩︎
  3. The song’s original lyrics were much more specific to the plot of the musical and more wryly comedic. Once lifted from the musical to be a stand-alone song, passages were rewritten to be more universal. ↩︎